Ode to a Dressage Queen

by Petra

And finally...

Just for fun a poem with more than a ring of truth about it!!!

 

To those who watch a Dressage Day
The following-quite frankly-may
Sound like it s my imagination
But it happens all across the nation
You ,Dressage Queen, one day meandered
Upon a Dressage Show - and wondered
Just how attractive it all looked
And from this day you were just hooked
Once bitten by the Dressage bug
It is like some addictive drug
You dream of winning every class
Spectators cheering as you pass
You know that you could shortly be
At the top of the dressage tree
If you just had a proper horse
Not one which is - well let s say - Coarse
You sell your trusted old campaigner
You hire an expensive trainer
Who sets upon to find a Winner
While your poor bank-account gets thinner
At last you find a smashing mare
At twice the price you thought was fair
You pay some more to have her trained
The bills soon stop to make you faint
But barely 2 months down the line
When everything at last seems fine
Penelope goes and pulls a muscle
When shying from a paper s rustle
Performing "movements not required" !! !
Your horse gets sold - your trainer fired
And with a new one you proceed
New trainer s wise words you do heed
Yet Pixie doesn't work out either
Passage ? Piaffe ? She can do neither
In fact she barely walks and trots
Despite the fact she did cost lots
So off you go and buy another:
A Grand Prix horsie's big bay brother
New trainer is at last ecstatic
His Praise of Balthasar s emphatic
Yet you yourself can t ride the creature
His only one redeeming feature
Is that your trainer can compete him
While you continue just to feed him
Your trainer gets to ride the critter
While you yourself pick up the litter
The trainer basks in all the glory
And only you know all the story
For our Sport we all must suffer
And get more stoic - and get tougher
But every now and then I wonder
If maybe you re not just the funder
Of someone else s great success
While your own Riding skills regress
What happened to your own ambitions
While someone else wins competitions ?
I guess I wanted you to know:
No matter how much cash you blow
Unless you are prepared to ride
You'll end up standing at the side
 

N.B. Normally 'The Joy of Horses' is generally devoted to non fiction articles, but we thought you would enjoy Petra's poem.

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